Thursday, June 19, 2014

Epic Arm Wrestling! Jesus vs. Elvis For the Crown.


      For a little over two thousand years Jesus and Elvis were locked in an epic arm wrestling battle! Caught dead in the middle both opponents would gain mere centimeters and than get pulled back to center by the other. Once in awhile Elvis would say "Cmon man!...." out of the side of his mouth. Jesus would reply "Father why have you abandoned me!". Sweat poured off Elvis' head soaking his rhinestone jumper. Jesus' robe was well drenched and knotted. The floor was littered with betting tickets tossed aside by the spectators who had given up on the outcome long ago. Those who remained argued amongst each other with such passion that the contenders became invisible to them.

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